Scottish Highlands

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Monday, February 27, 2012

Making It Up As I Go Along #497


Rinkway
Some paint upon my driveway
Would make it a fine rink
A net in front of garage door
To play some goal I think

The Welcome Wagon lady
Skids up to the door
And feet fly up when leaving
Poor lady she’s no more

I scattered down some sand
To try to make some grit
Now an inch below some ice
No foot to ever reach it

Shoveling is a curling shot
Feet slipping with each stroke
Both snow and I flying each way
To entertain neighbour folk

I cannot wait for summer
Time to ditch the ice
The safe trips to the mailbox
That sure will be quite nice

MONDAY…
--- Day shift.  Regular… but Sheppard’s Pie make for a fine lunch.

TUESDAY…
--- Kind of annoying work day.  Watch Paranormal Activity 3 in the evening… it’s pretty spooky.

WEDNESDAY…
--- Night shift.  Pretty normal.

THURSDAY…
--- Last night.  Fairly steady go until midnight, then dies down.  Claudio is off sick, so it’s just me and Jonathan doing things.
--- Some TV on the PVR before work.  I must say, still liking Republic of Doyle but I think this last episode is my least favourite one since they began airing.  Just really not a great plot this week… pretty weak.

FRIDAY…
--- Got a doctor.  No more walk in clinics for me… and first ever physical next month.  Quite the exciting life I lead.
--- After physio I walk out to a snow storm.  Not unexpected but it’s quite heavy and a lot fell in the two hours I was in to the doctor/physio office.
--- Home with groceries and lay low in the house… some TV.

SATURDAY…
--- Morning shoveling.  Way too much ice on my driveway… could skate on it. 
--- Some TV and computer time for most of the rest of the day.  Three hockey games… afternoon game is iffy thanks to St. Louis’ horrible style of play and the shootout.  A real problem for the NHL is that the people analyzing and coaching the game are supportive of trapping, no risk hockey.  They’d rather see an offensive player, who could get 40 goals and 90 points by taking some risks, score 20 goals and 50 points while checking constantly.  Evening game is a dud.  I go from the Toronto game to the Ottawa one and neither is overly entertaining. 

SUNDAY…
--- Clean up some on the driveway.  Then do a woods walk.  It’s cold but really bright and sunny.
--- Some TV… and a relaxing bath make for an overall solid Sunday.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Making It Up As I Go Along #496


Crunching Snow

When it comes to senses, sight gets all the glory. 

You’ve got to see this!

Look at that!

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

There’s just nothing else that comes close when using sense descriptors. 

That sounds ok.

This tastes funny.

Don’t touch that!

But really, when you think about it, sound gets a raw deal.  There’s a lot of good things to hear out there.  And all you have to do is get through the diesel engines, high pitched squealing teen girls at pop concerts, and cell phone beeps, boops, and blurts to find them.

There’s the song of the chickadee when you’re out camping in the woods.  Sometimes it’s distant, off through the trees and echoing over the hills.  Other times it’s close, causing you to stop in your hike, trying to spot the little bird along the thousands of branches about you… waiting for it’s next call to try to pinpoint it’s location.

There is also the heavy percussion of storm waves against cupped shore rocks.  Anyone can hear the crash of a wave.  It’s common and, although spectacular, not my favourite.  No… it’s that heavy thumping against rocky hollows that wows me along the coast.  It often follows the initial crash… as the foamy water holds enough power to push on over that first rocky obstacle and fill those hidden caves and carved out pits.  You almost feel it reverberate in your chest.  That’s the ocean sound I miss most.

Another missed sound from home is that of distant foghorns on misty nights.  A foghorn sounds better at night.  It’s clearer with the hum of the day put to bed.  The lone echo as everyone hunkers down for a tea, or book in front of the fire.  It acts as the night watchman of modern times.  With each drawn out moan, it tells you “all’s well.”

Since my most recent move, I’ve gained a sound that acts very much as the foghorn from home.  It relaxes my senses and quiets my pulse.  Some five or six kilometres to my south, a train track leads the way to Montreal.  And a couple of times an hour, when the wind is right and you think to listen, the distant whine of the train’s whistle drones across the air. 

Another sound which has come back to prominence for me, since my move, is that of cold snow, crunching under foot in the woods.  It’s a humbling thing to be in a city so large… yet to be in a place where the loudest sound, at that moment, is that of your own footsteps.

Sports also have favourite sounds for me.  The dink of a puck off a goalpost during a playoff overtime game.  Few sounds bring more drama or heart stopping excitement.  An instant of terror strikes if the post was that of your favourite team’s net.  A moment of anticipated joy if it’s on the enemy’s net.  It always takes a second after the strike to comprehend if something good or bad just occurred. 

There’s the pop of a ball in a glove.  Especially the pop of a glove after it was you who threw the ball.  An echoing snap that begs everyone nearby to look… and see what has just happened. 

The crack of a bat hitting a ball is an amazing sound as well.  Not that ping of ball off composite bats.  But the crack that only can come from a well hit ball with a wooden bat.  The sound that tells you the ball was just hit a long way.  You don’t even need to see the hit to know.  You just hear it go.

Voices are also a wonder for the ears.  Everyone has different voices that bring them pleasure, comfort, or peace.  For me, some are voices of people I don’t know.  Others are the voices of those who are most important to me. 

Bob Cole is an ageing hockey announcer.  He gets names wrong often but there is still nobody calling a hockey game that can create more excitement.  His voice peaks at just the right moments of a game… often times building in pitch and excitement as the play heads up the ice and creating goal post clanging style anticipation as the player winds up for a shot… he bellows the name as the stick arcs up… holding the last syllable as the puck is away…. And you sit waiting for the outcome…

“Here he comes… across the blue line… What a Move… GRETZKYYYYYYY… Scores!”

Vin Scully does for baseball what Bob Cole does for hockey.  He creates magic.  But in a completely different way.

Where Cole builds the moment into a fever, Scully sits you down and proceeds to tell you stories.  Lingering stories about things that wouldn’t be deemed exciting or earth shattering… but stories that hold you in place, wanting to hear more. 

Scully has stories about the home team and the visitors.  He’ll tell you a tale about a veteran superstar or a rookie making his debut.  He always seems to have something to say about everyone and it draws you in, makes you care what happens to that player… or that team. 

And even with the stories, Scully is able to keep us up on the action as well.  He’ll pause in mid sentence… as if taking a breath to continue… and out eases “there’s ball one to Ramirez as he watches it drift outside”… and then while we wait for the next pitch, he continues on with the tale he was just sharing.  Vin Scully brings poetry to sport.

And then there are the voices of family.  There was my gruff grandfather, proclaiming that my dog was Judas! As she leaves my side to return to his only when toast is being buttered at the dinning room table.

There was his wife, my grandmother, never raising her voice but always respected for her gentle spirit… commanding more respect than any thundering discipline.  I remember arriving to visit her once, desperate to go to the washroom as I arrived… I passed her by in the hall, telling her I’d return to hug her in a moment… and as I was closing the bathroom door behind me, I’d hear her soft chuckle… filled with enjoyment and peace.

My other grandmother spoke somewhere in between the gruffness of my grandfather and gentleness of my previously mentioned grandmother.  As a kid, I’d sometimes enjoy the whoopee cushion style sounds coming from myself… and my smile would break in to laughter as she’d look to me and proclaim “Why you dirt!”

My own mother’s sneeze is uniquely hers.  Anytime I’d hear it… especially the nose tickled one, as opposed to the have a cold one… It somehow lightens my mood.  In fact… this reminds me how sometimes sounds counteract each other.  For instance… I could be engulfed in a hockey game… hearing Bob Cole build the excitement as the play heads up the ice… and just as the windup occurs and the name is bellowed out…. GRETZKYYYYY… there’s mom’s “wachoo” from the other side of the room… and I’m instantly brought back down from the wildness to a sense of home.

Dad has a slurp that both goes right through me and makes me think of him all at once.  It’s to the point where if I hear any other slurp, I’ll instantly think of dad and compare that which I just heard to that which I’ve heard thousands of times.  My father will never be far out of mind, as long as I’m in a room containing someone’s bowl of hot soup.

And there’s my sister’s telephone greeting.  Always sounding as if the phone call is some fluke happening… despite her having dialed the number.  “Oh hi” she begins when the other person answers.  It’s said gently, with friendliness, and it is a reminder of family times whenever I hear it. 

Yes, sight may be the star when it comes to senses… but there’s a subtle magic that comes with sound. 



SUNDAY…
--- Dayshift.  Oh how I hate that first 4:30 wake up… never a good night’s sleep.
--- Plainly speaking… there are just too many stupid people using Facebook.  On this day, at least a half dozen head shakingly moronic status updates.  Subtlety and discretion are two things completely unknown by these people.
--- Work is fairly slow going for the day.  Not unusual for a Sunday. 
--- I almost run into the house pulling into the garage.  Uneven ice buildup in the driveway had the car slide off to the side near the garage.  Good I was going slow enough to stop and back up for another run.
--- Funny (sad) fact… we’ve become so interconnected with celebrities that we have lost all compassion for them as people.  Whitney Houston died yesterday… I wasn’t a big fan and admit her life to being quite a train wreck in recent years… but I heard at least four or five people speaking as though it’s just as well she’s dead now.  No problem with the fact people wouldn’t be broken hearted by it… but to speak so coldly about a lost life seems harsh.  Sometimes respectful silence is a lot better than spoken coldness.  Class is a dying trait.

MONDAY…
--- A bit busier at work.  Physio right after that… I’m not home and ready to relax until about 8:30.  A little TV… but tired.  Staying up late for night shift isn’t always easy.

TUESDAY…
--- An afternoon walk before nap time.  Stumble across a woodpecker.  Take a few pics and videos of him and then realize, on the rest of the walk, that quite a few trees around here have been gone over by woodpeckers.  Neat.
--- Work is steady and the weather fairly mild for a mid February day.

WEDNESDAY…
--- Heavy duty burger for supper.  Five Guys Burgers… tasty… but so much food.
--- Not much out of the ordinary at work.

THURSDAY…
--- Up to early… about 10:30.  A little TV and then to Mazda for a tune up.  I do a bit of a walk while they work but it’s very industrial there and the traffic is too noisy to be enjoyable.
--- A few groceries at Farm Boy after Mazda and then, after some lunch, I do a peaceful woods walk.  45 minutes flies by… it feels like I’m out there for fifteen instead.  And there’s something great about being in a city of more than a million… yet I spent 45 minutes just outside my house in a forest where woodpeckers are the only company I have and the sound of my footsteps in the snow is the most dominant noise.

FRIDAY…
--- Up too early.  Lunch with Karl.  Go to the Blackburn Arms.  Good ol’ Bangers and Mash.
--- A walk after I bring Karl back to his sister’s and some TV in the evening.

SATURDAY…
--- Physio is followed by a candy run for movie night.  And then a bunch are over in the evening for Troll 2 on Blue Ray.  A bizarrely bad, yet fun movie.  A good time.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Making It Up As I Go Along #495


Bath Time
Bath time, for a kid, is magical. 

With the plug of a stopper and the turn of a few faucets, a watery world came to be.

I often wanted to start bath time at this very moment.  To be able to sit in a mostly dry tub and watch the waters rise… first over my toes and heals… then up to my butt… and then rising.  Rising as the Bay of Fundy.  Reaching knee level (when knee level was that of a six year old sitting “Indian Style”).  Up to hips… and belly button.

It was at the Belly Button when the desire to explore the Water World became too much.  Legs are uncrossed and I’d sprawl out on my belly… hands stretching out to the depths near the drain… feet kicking lightly in the shallows at the other end. 

Often times, goggles would make their way to bath time.  A deep breath and I’d be diving down among the coral beds… all pink… and camouflaged as porcelain.  The adults in my family seemed unaware of the beauty of the bathtub depths.

With the tub full and water off, exploring would take on a more silent mode.  My every twist and turn would bring splishes and splashes.   You wouldn’t want to scare the fishes… so actions would be slow and deliberate.

I’d bring my head down to the deepest site.  And turn to look up into the faucet.  Looking up into the blackness.  Imagining that mysterious river now temporarily dammed off.  Sure that it must go on for miles… perhaps to the sea itself.  And I’d be flabbergasted at the thought that it’s only this metal faucet separating me from Humpbacks, Killer Whales, Octopi, and Great White Sharks.  A slow drip would form as I imagined… and the drop would splash my eye… the obvious play of a nearby seal or dolphin.

When exploration ended, my sea became a distant watery land.  Great cliffs… as pink as the coral below the waves… rose up.  The land rimming the sea as the Greek island, Santorini.  And my action figures were the residence of this land.  Fisher Price figures… a bush pilot and construction worker… shared the land with Star Wars figures… Luke, Han, Leia, Darth and the Storm Troopers… and even Perseus, from Clash of the Titans.  Up in the depths, they’d take turns walking out onto the faucet diving board and leap off into the sea.

And yes, creatures lived down there.  Sharks, whales, a rubber hippo… they all bobbed about the surface, or lingered beneath the depths.  My legs, back sitting “Indian Style” would act as islands.  Where divers could climb out from the depths before the creatures would swallow them whole. 

On other occasions, the sea held races.  Bath Tubbies all wound up and sent swimming.  A seal with churning flippers.  A turtle doing the backstroke. And fish with wagging tails.  All trying to be the fastest from the depths to the shallows.  All trying to do the run in the straightest possible line.  But almost always veering off to the side until they clunk against the pink cliff face and push their way along.

And sometimes boats ruled the waves.  A tug. A schooner. And a ferry boat just calling for dinkies to be brought to the tub.  What good is a ferry without transporting cars from the land of the faucet to the far end? 

Funny, in all my bath tub worlds, the only rubber duckies in my life were the one Ernie sang  to on Sesame Street and the one at my Grand Parent’s house in Botwood.  The duck there was like an out of town friend.  Ready to meet up and play again those three or four times a year that we’d be out visiting.  Where the porcelain was no longer pink, but white and the water took on a yellowish hue. 

As I grew, bath time began to lose some of its luster.  The great seas became little more than shallow pools.  My explorations were hampered as I barely fit into the tube of water.  And my girth made it so that either I could have my legs and butt in the water… or my upper body in… but not both at the same time. 

The watery coffin became an annoyance.  And showers began to take over my washing needs. 

Today, things have once again changed.  My cigar tube tub has given way to an egg shaped oval.  And what were watery depths in the tubs of my youth pale in comparison to the abyss of today’s tub. 

Bath time has returned to a once a week adventure.  And I sit there, once again, Indian Style, as the waters rise about me.

And I’m left considering the absurd.  Wondering if I’m losing my mind.  As I contemplate a trip to the store… is 39 too old to buy your first Rubber Ducky?


SATURDAY…
--- Quiet day at work and I’m tired all day.  We’re all tired in fact… day shift stinks.

SUNDAY…
--- Work is much like yesterday.  Just no energy and pretty quiet.
--- Super Bowl after work.  I aim for KFC for a football treat… but drive by a packed restaurant and keep on driving.  A & W will do.  Mozza Burger, Rings, Root Beer… that’ll do nicely.
--- Game is iffy.  Ends more exciting than the first three quarters offer.  And Madonna’s half time show is likely the worst half time I’ve ever seen.  Her performance is best suited to fifteen year old girls… not really the prime football demographic.

MONDAY…
--- Some TV and napping through the day.  5 degrees today, so plenty of melting outside.

TUESDAY…
--- Night shift.  I’m a little slow getting in due to Rogers being late getting to my place to hook up the home phone.  No more Bell for me. 
--- Work is fine though… reasonable amount to do.

WEDNESDAY…
--- Physio in the afternoon.  A half hour woods walk prior to that.  Not a cloud in the sky and around -5 make for nice winter walking.
--- Some groceries and TV round things out.  I drive by the old place after the groceries.  New curtains up… looks like the old blind I had in the living room window is gone.  The old deck chairs remains on the balcony.  And it was good seeing the pond again.  I’ll be back there for more walks for sure.
--- The moon, these past nights, has been really bright.  Moon shadows out back and beams of it shining in the windows.  Living here, there are good views of the moon and stars… it’s a darker location than my previous one.
--- A letter today though from a neighbour who’s place was broken in to last week.  The basement window makes for an easy way in.  A little unsettling.  Makes me want to put up more ADT stickers in the windows so that they see there’s no reason to get in my place.

THURSDAY…
--- Great day with blue sky and temps near zero.  An hour walking in the woods with a phone call to dad from the trail.
--- A few movies in the evening.

FRIDAY…
--- Another nice day for a woods walk.  Not as long this time.  Probably out there about 25 minutes.
--- Some house cleaning when I get back.  Some sweeping, vacuuming, and wet swiffering.  It’s actually a fun time in the new house.
--- A leisurely soak in the tub and some writing round out the afternoon.

Friday, February 03, 2012

Making It Up As I Go Along #494


Some days you just don’t want to write.  I suppose when you do nearly 500 of these things, it is bound to happen from time to time.

I even have things in mind to write about.  I have some notes for some feelings on the sense of sound.  In truth, it should be sense of hearing… but sense of sound is what the fingers typed and I like the sound of it.

And I have thoughts on the silliness of the world.  How since a woman in my office slipped on a freshly washed floor, our floors are now washed with damp mops.  Damp to the point that all signs of moisture disappear within seconds of the scrub.  And now the entire office… all five floors of the building… is bombarded by 365,000 wet floor signs.  They’re around every corner… in every stairwell… and even one at each end of our kitchen… a room that’s no more than 25 feet long.  These signs stay permanently perched all day and every day.  They are completely independent of any idea of floor cleaning.  It is the prototypical sign equivalent of the Boy Who Cried Wolf.

I also have thoughts of a typical government promotional process.  In the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in a real life scenario, a French person’s English is not good enough to qualify him to apply for the bilingual job posting.  He is, however, allowed to apply for the English essential postings of the exact same job.  You see, language “levels” are taken into consideration for bilingual postings… but not for English essential ones.  But to sit there, straight faced, and tell someone his English isn’t good enough for a bilingual job… but we do have this English essential one that may be right up your alley… well that’s just completely retarded.

So I have material.  There are things there to discuss.  But I’m in no mood to delve into any of them today.  I got good shoulder news and just find I’m not in a writing frame of mind due to the surprise… no surgery needed on the rotator cuff.  Just keep an eye on things and take it easy on the heavy weights. 

So… for today, I give a poem I wrote in grade three that my father just forwarded me a few weeks ago.

I feel like an old rag doll,
Always kicked around the hall;
So I’ll flip and flop
And not talk at all.

So that everyone will say:
“We’d better get out of the way
Cause Chris is angry today.”

I feel like an old crab
I’ll claw at things;
I’ll snap at everyone around.

So everyone will say:
“W’ed better get out of the way
Cause Chris is angry today.”


FRIDAY…
--- Freezing rain to start the day.  Even though the car starts off dry in the garage, it has a layer of ice on the hood in the twenty minutes it took to drive to work.
--- Lunch with Shannon.
--- Close to going off the road heading home.  A sharp turn in the road means you must slow to a near stop and as I break, leading up to it, the car slides for a while before the ABS breaks kick in.  I see another car that didn’t get away with such luck… slide into the ditch.

SATURDAY…
--- Quiet Saturday day shift.  Makes for a slow day.  Once home, watch UFC and nap in front of the TV.  New sofa works just fine for napping.

SUNDAY/MONDAY…
--- Night shifts… pretty busy.  In fact, it used to be that day shift was really busy in CPSIC and night shift was a break… now it’s almost flip flopped.  I work solid up to 3:30 AM Tuesday.  Physio was mixed in there somewhere too.

TUESDAY…
--- Don’t sleep enough.  Up after about 5 hours… at 11:00.  Take it easy though.  Some TV… some relaxing around the house… and shovel the driveway.
--- Getting pretty tired of facebook.  People either don’t care or don’t realize that they’re now basically shilling for companies.  Too many linking to radio station contests or travel companies… sharing their info in the hopes to get prizes.  Status updates used to be people’s personal observations.  Now it’s become a secondary junk mail folder.

WEDNESDAY…
--- Minto day.  Lots of workers coming in through the day doing bits and pieces… mostly paint and plaster.  So I’m stuck at the house all day.

THURSDAY…
--- Some running around in the early afternoon/late morning.  Get my drivers license and health card in order with the change of address.  Get some things at Canadian Tire after that.
--- Home for a lunch and walk in the woods across the street.  40 minutes out there and then get ready for Karl and girlfriend to come over.
--- Pizza night with them.  A good few hours of food and records.  Bob Dylan on vinyl is how it should be.